On the 12th day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me!:

• 12 Drug test
• 11 Affidavits
• 1000 Go to hell looks
• 9 Credit card bills
• 8 Pissed off lawyers
• 7 Social workers
• 6 Restraining orders
• 5 Private I.’s!!!
• 4 Perfect kids
• 3 Law suits
• 2 Packs of lies
• And demand for alimony!

Merry Christmas everyone!!!

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