Cuz if ya didn’t wan’ ‘em them you shoulda put a Nuvaring on it
If ya didn’t wan’ ‘em them you shoulda put a Nuvaring on it
Just be glad when you see that they love ya
If you didn’t wan’ ‘em then you shoulda put a Nuvaring on it

Wo oh oh, oh oh oh
Wo oh oh, Woh oh oh (X2)

Girl’s got gloss on her lips AND on her hips
AND on her brother’s jeans
They’re actin’ up, “Another sippy-cup”
Cuz she couldn’t care less if you SLEEP
They don’t ask permission, and did I mention
Ya gotta give ‘em plenty attention
Cuz you had your turn
Now it’s mom’s turn
And they’ve got a new step-daddy

(Chorus)

Woh oh oh, oh oh oh (X2)

Don’t take the kids to Wally-World
She’s not that kind of girl!
Pink stuff is what she prefers, what she deserves
And a dad that takes them, to Toys-R-Us and a DVD
say’s “To Infiniti and Beyond!”
Put that in your cart
‘Brother I heard you fart’
A single chic heard your daughter say
And to your surprise she isn’t gone….

All the single daddies, all the single daddies
All the single daddies, all the single daddies